Zebme

“Here we observe the zebra in it’s natural habitat,” said the British naturalist on television. Bob changed the channel. On the next channel, the British naturalist said, “As you can see, this zebra has had one blade of grass too many.” Bob changed the channel. On the next channel, the man was saying, “Zebras are delicate creatures, you see, but they are, of course, miraculous creatures and are the most amazing animals on earth.” Bob changed the channel. This went on for some time until Bob finally just turned off the TV. The boring announcer talking about zebras was on…